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- Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a… Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of… Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes…
- Today, I was working my job as a cashier and a big, sweaty, bald man came through my till. When the… Today, I got braces. When I showed my mom, she said, "At least you'll lose weight because you can't… Today, I was making out with my fiancé and while we were kissing, he stopped and asked me why am I…