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by Anonymous / 10/21/2013 at 9:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by f.a.t. / 10/04/2013 at 4:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night, after which she stormed into our bedroom and locked me out. FML
by Couch Potato / 10/02/2013 at 7:16pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
by WaltTheFuckDad / 09/01/2013 at 7:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by goodbyepromotion / 08/30/2013 at 2:28am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
by Thanks everyone / 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML
by WasntMe / 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML
by Anonymous / 07/16/2013 at 3:10am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to get an HPV vaccine after being convinced to by my mom. I stayed in the waiting room afterwards, because the vaccine has the possible side-effect of causing fainting. I didn't faint; instead, I spent the next 15 minutes giggling uncontrollably like a psycho. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2013 at 2:41pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
by nicholascageonyourface / 06/09/2013 at 1:13am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/02/2013 at 12:36am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 05/31/2013 at 12:05am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by life insurance for 1 / 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was using a restroom with automatic sinks and toilets. I assumed the paper towel dispensers were automatic too. I stood there waving my hands like an idiot before a girl walked in, pulled a lever, and made paper towels come out for me. FML
by paper towel virgin / 05/23/2013 at 8:24pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
- Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double… Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal… Today, my boyfriend asked why I never let him go down on me. I told him that it doesn't do much for…
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…