About blueblu97 : I'm Becca, I love to play soccer, and I'm a junior in highschool
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by bloody_hell / 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by imsorry / 01/14/2015 at 6:57pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML
by Crazy Cat Guy / 01/09/2015 at 1:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/06/2015 at 1:54pm / United Kingdom / Work
Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
by allgassedout / 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Love
by Yeah-It's-Just-Me / 12/31/2014 at 7:52pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I called asking about a job I interviewed for 3 weeks ago. It's a scummy call center where known drug addicts work. They told me I wasn't getting the job. I guess my high school diploma and being drug-free makes me not good enough to work there. FML
by lexithepirate / 12/30/2014 at 1:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by mikki bee / 12/30/2014 at 12:24pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/29/2014 at 2:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Health
by hockusa3 / 09/11/2014 at 11:44am / United States (Maryland) / Transportation
by ayeayeboy19 / 09/11/2014 at 10:57am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Miscellaneous
by goodmorning / 09/07/2014 at 9:45am / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by healthfreak / 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by Not Wanted / 09/06/2014 at 9:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was running late to work and noticed that my car keys weren't in the right spot. I quickly… Today, my boyfriend called me his "Princess Peach". I cant tell him my ex called me that too. FML. Today, I forgot my headphones at home, which wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to be in the third…