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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68619) - you deserved it (9610)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22549) - you deserved it (5419)

On 12/07/2009 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by niquey62307 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22549) - you deserved it (5419)

On 12/07/2009 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by niquey62307 (woman) - United States (New York)



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