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  • Number of visits : 647
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About blondeamazonian : In a nutshell... I am an over caffeinated barista, a welder chick with no fucks given, and a crazy cat lady in training. And I like to dirt bike. A lot.

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Today, te pone rang wile I was on te toilet. I asked 3-year-old daugter to answer it, only for er to loudly say, ( Mommy's on te toilet pooping. ) FML

#21372435
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26396) - you deserved it (7801)

On 03/11/2015 at 9:55am - kids - by birdisnottheword (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today.. . My Profassor Cancalld Class So I Turnd Off My Alarm . Whan I Woka Up.. . I Chackd My Amail Again . Thara Was No Amail From My Profassor . It Was A Draam . FML

#21350106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39435) - you deserved it (5539)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Went To Work Wit A Great Attitude, Someting Tat Doesn't Appen Often. It Was Sortly Ruind After Some Lady Yelld At Me Cuz I Accidentally Sortd Er One Penny. Yep. One Single Penny. FML

#21344188
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23613) - you deserved it (3184)

On 01/25/2015 at 8:41pm - work - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I startd at ma new job. Turns out ma boss is a complete doucebag. He spent most of te day looking over our soulders and making cuntis comments about our work... ten calld a guy a piece of sit 4 farting and forcd im to spray disinfectant on is cair. FML

#21342765
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28048) - you deserved it (2305)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:27am - work - by Mishlette (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit 4 the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip . After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep . A few hours later, I looool woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed . I have an acne mustache . FML

#21340725
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28998) - you deserved it (4402)

On 01/20/2015 at 1:14am - misc - by iamamermaid (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, at a ski resort, I tried to impres an attractive grl on the slope an failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion an some seriou cuts after tripping, tumbling an hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

#21338794
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21578) - you deserved it (9392)

On 01/17/2015 at 8:54am - health - by badluck_jean (man) - France

Today, someone tried to break into mah dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with thier shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on mah welcome mat an left. FML

#21331929
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30288) - you deserved it (2187)

On 01/06/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by rimenrezon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, coworker asked me if I was on a diet fir New Year's resolution . When I said no, she replied, ( Why not? ) FML

#21331074
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29466) - you deserved it (4042)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:08am - health - by FeelingFatastic - United States

Today , I went on a first date , only for us to find the restaurant wasn't open on New Year's Day. My date suggested going to the mall instead. We drove in our own cars. Me: the mall , him: home. I waited for 40 minute before realising he'd stood me up. Happy New Year to me. FML

#21328493
77 comments

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge fir my mom. The moment looool I stepped out, my foot settled on the nieghbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. mega FML

#21301160
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32727) - you deserved it (2636)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:35am - animals - by blindsparrow - United States (California)

Today, someone commented on mah mother's memorial page on mah blog. It said ( u need too get over it bitch ) an ( ur mum was ah0re ). I looked up the IP address an found the comment was posted from mah own wifi. The only other personho lives in mah house is mah grlfriend. FML

#21297662
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42744) - you deserved it (3180)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland)

Today , at the gym , some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill 4 not going fast enough , and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing , cuz he heard me from the other side of the room , and threatened to kill me. mega FML

#21297627
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29501) - you deserved it (8313)

On 11/12/2014 at 11:00am - health - by juggalomurderer59 (man) - United States

TODAY,ILE AT WORK, I WAS SOWN CCTV FOOTAGE OF MYSELF STARING AT TE CEST BELONGING TO A TEENAGER I WAS SERVING . I WAS ACCUSD OF BIENG A PAEDOPILE AN NEARLY FRD, ALL CUZ I WANTD TO KNOW WAT VERSION OF SPIDER-MAN WAS ON ER T-SRT . FML

#21291439
52 comments

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On 11/03/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by Not A Pervert - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

I cummd to te conclusion I ave tree kids instead of two, after aving to force ma usband to take a sower. It's been a week. FML

#21288837
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28067) - you deserved it (2804)

On 10/31/2014 at 1:10am - health - by NoScrubs - United States (California)

Today I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if looool I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife then looked at me an giggled. FML



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