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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 February 1985 (30 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, at mah job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53832) - you deserved it (3388)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60828) - you deserved it (20285)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into my mother's house to fine that she had knitted cloths for some of the household appliances . The toaster was wereing a dress . FML

#20457945
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29777) - you deserved it (3248)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, My Mom's Intense Fear Of Tornadoes Caused Her To Break Into The Bathroom, Drag Me Off The Toilet While I Was Changing My Tampon, And Drag Me To The Basement With My Pants Around My Ankles To Join My Father, Brother, And My Brother's Best Friend. FML

#20002813
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33806) - you deserved it (1712)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to a concert!! The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention!! Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peieng on me!! FML

#17597553
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29370) - you deserved it (2366)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:40pm - misc - by concertqueen - United States (California)

Today I asked my two children y they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36394) - you deserved it (4561)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a man wit a face like a corpse's soe started talking to me in te long queue at te Post Office. Apparently, is moter invented te banana, and e's first in line 4 te trone in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And is breat smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27909) - you deserved it (3351)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

looool Today , I found out that mah son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum . Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to mah house . My son is 16 . FML

#17404140
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33495) - you deserved it (4868)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today , I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40827) - you deserved it (3549)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today... dog got his head stuck in a container... panickd... and shat himself all over the living room.

#16895004
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30077) - you deserved it (3796)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swervd in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a rd light and one year old daughter yelld her own version of wat I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop.

#16867812
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10310) - you deserved it (25270)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday, I shat out a staple !! FML

#16576766
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37697) - you deserved it (16350)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

yastardayhila I was slaaping , grlfriand took phona an sat tha ringtona to a bloodcurdling scraam. I found this outhan I racaivad looool a callhila driving to work and , thinking somaona was baing murdarad in backsaat , I panickad an swarvad into a parkad car. FML

#16448607
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38918) - you deserved it (5323)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

#16277810
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60868) - you deserved it (10462)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, whila driving on tha highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing ovar at tha car in tha naxt lana, I saw it was mah ax as of a waak ago. Wa sat in baraly moving traffic right naxt to aach othar for half an hour. raal FML

#15920591
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32540) - you deserved it (3857)

On 04/25/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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