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blcksocks

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  • Number of visits : 2992
  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About blcksocks : I don't suffer from insanity. I love every minute of it.

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Visits<b>Srxjo</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 1:15pm<b>jakeSpn</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 5:33am<b>Gooddrark</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 9:24am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 11:20pm<b>oliversoden101</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 11:11pm<b>Marielle123</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 4:02pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 1:46pm<b>suicidalxskater</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 1:02am<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 4:40am<b>EverettA</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 3:38pm<b>young_cat_lady</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 12:26pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 5:55pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 7:02pm<b>QueenBii</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 1:20pm<b>FitFriday</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 11:47pm<b>classicate</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 3:00pm<b>refticon</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 9:34am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 8:50am

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 5:20am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 5:47am<b>classicate</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 9:00pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 2:47am<b>epost1</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 5:04pm<b>Starksrule</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 6:53pm<b>Kitty_Kat16</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 6:57am<b>demonddm</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 10:19pm<b>afrostybird</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 3:33pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 6:37pm<b>abbyyyyy</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 5:52pm<b>clevergirl98</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 11:22pm<b>fatiezzhm</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:14pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 8:42am<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:22am<b>Sazzles</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:03pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 4:54am<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:39am

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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blcksocks's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting out of the car when I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shed. I screamed and threw my bag. It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was my shadow on the wall. FML

by ktreens / 10/19/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, my boss asked me why I wasn't adhering to proper dress code. I pointed out that skinny jeans are in the dress code, to which he replied, "Only if you're skinny." FML

by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 12:40pm / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

by jon / 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML

by ewww / 08/26/2012 at 5:21am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML

by Gremlin / 06/23/2012 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Kids

Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML

by Gremlin / 06/23/2012 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Kids