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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 March 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4304
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About blankettt : (First of all, I wonder how my number of submitted FMLs keeps rising.
I've posted only one since I signed up for this website. Odd.)

My name is Blanca. Yes, like "white" in Spanish.
Or, like the Street Fighter character, if you will.
Don't give a shit what you say (type?) or think.
I'm nineteen.
Student at East Central University.
Psychology major.
English minor.
I am a photographer -
(For those thinking I am trying to get money out of you, the website is posted solely for you to see the pictures. I don't want anyone's money, nor do I charge for the pictures I take. It is for viewing purposes. Someone ran that by me, and I thought I would clear that up.)
I work for T-Mobile.
I am not a redneck because I am from Oklahoma.
I am not a job-thieving cholo because I am part Mexican.
Leave deciding what I am up to me.

CODMW2 anyone? :)

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Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on FML


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Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML


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