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blakeyboy22

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 597
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Fucked!<b>Sadafou00</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:09am<b>madi113</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 7:16am

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Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30194) - you deserved it (276304)

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