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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11544
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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YESTERDAY I WAS FEELING A LITTLE RACY AN DECIDED TO SEND MAH BOYFRIEND SOME NAKED PICTURES OF MYSELF. HE RESPONDED... "THAT'S OK... BUT DOES YOUR FACE HAVE TO BE IN THEM?" FML

#6415998
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20930) - you deserved it (4344)

On 11/23/2009 at 12:07am - intimacy - by denise (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I woke up after a nigt out at te bar... immediately remembering tat I ad lost ma cell pone... ma ID and someow spent $100. Feeling lyk sit already... ma friend ten goes on to tell me tat I flased te entre bar... and ran around te otel naked. FML

#6414325
62 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 10:45pm - misc - by drunkennight (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today , While Looking Through A Stack Of Possible Pictures Fir Facebook , I Found One I Really Likd , Until I Noticd That I Have Recently Developd A Bald Patch. Problem? I Am A 22 Year Old Woman. FML

#6408288
59 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I noticad that mah dog was faaling sad!! I lat him hop on mah bad with ma to maka him faal battar!! It workad, right aftar ha vomitad all ovar mah faca an pillow!! maga FML

#6408198
43 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 5:07pm - animals - by Annie (woman) - Mexico (Coahuila de Zaragoza)

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using mah phone when I received that message. mega FML

#6406630
83 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive grl walks over. She asks him , "Is this your grlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

#6404510
89 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by Rejected. (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

I arrived in Austria . Within about an hour, I realized that I couldn't understand any "German" . Turns out they have a totally different dialect here to anything I was taught in school . I'm here till May . FML

#6404415
188 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by nolinguist (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)

Today , I woke up to find car broken into . They also took the inhaler that fell out of bag the night before . The one I needd to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having car broken into . FML

#6403775
49 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 11:49am - health - by trying2breathe (woman) - United States (Arizona)

yesterday as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML

#6403187
81 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Cerezo (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party!! We had a great time an spent hours together!! When I leaned in 4 a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me an said looool that "you're a great guy, but we can't go out cuz you'll be bad 4 mah social reputation." FML

#6403006
102 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 10:11am - love - by Jason (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

TODAY, I HELPED AN OLD MAN WITH HIS GROCERIES, BECAUSE HE WAS STRUGGLING AND HE HAD A CANE. AFTER, I WAS NICE ENOUGH TO DRIVE HIM HOME. HE WENT TO THANK ME BY GIVING ME A KISS ON THE CHEEK. THEN HE STUCK HIS TONGUE OUT, AND TRIED TO FRENCH KISS ME. BIG FAT FML

#6402525
67 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 8:53am - misc - by mjperfetti84 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my managar sant ma a taxt massaga with a pictura of Santa masturbating, with a massaga that said ha wishd ma a whita Christmas. FML

#6401581
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21411) - you deserved it (3808)

On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - intimacy - by lonewolf2701 - United States

Yesterday, I saw mah cat outside taking a dump!! I pulled back the curtain an watched him clean it up, cuz I found it fascinating that animals can do that!! I must have been standing there fir several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by mah cat pooing!! FML

#6401579
100 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - animals - by jaydiv (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, my managar sant ma a taxt massaga with a pictura of Santa masturbating, with a massaga that said ha wishd ma a whita Christmas. FML

#6401581
90 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - intimacy - by lonewolf2701 - United States

Today, my boyfriend cummed home drunk an thought it would be funny to spray himself in the face with pepper spray. I was in his drunken fring line too. After him vomiting an being blinded for a few hours, he was fine. I, on the other hand, had a terrible allergic reaction an got rushed to hospital. FML

#6400786
39 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by jayne_dhoe (woman) - United Kingdom



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