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blader0314
  • Town/Country : Yukon, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 8294
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

#6508757
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22312) - you deserved it (11601)

On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML

#6508177
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31194) - you deserved it (8531)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States

Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML

#6507610
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27018) - you deserved it (3872)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:13am - kids - by Granmacathy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

#6506969
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27754) - you deserved it (13849)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

#6506923
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35380) - you deserved it (7326)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two-month old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML

#6501685
139 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 9:14pm - kids - by Shannon (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

#6497177
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19691) - you deserved it (11698)

On 11/28/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by badDriver (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

#6494612
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28674) - you deserved it (4373)

On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Clause isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

#6494207
141 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by TooTallNiCo (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML

#6489895
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29739) - you deserved it (14126)

On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML

#6489895
142 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML

#6482495
128 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 6:36pm - misc - by Thanks (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

#6482336
66 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 6:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

#6480893
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53695) - you deserved it (2667)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got in a hotel elevator. There was a kid in there also. He got off on the 3rd floor. As he was stepping from the elevator, he decided to press every single button. It's a 35 floor hotel. My room is on the 32nd floor. FML



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