About blackpuddle : I like penguins.
blackpuddle's FML badges
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
blackpuddle's favorite FMLs
by jobless / 05/16/2012 at 3:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
by rongo12 / 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm / Miscellaneous
by tinydancer / 05/10/2012 at 2:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
by gl0b3suck0r / 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Animals
Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2012 at 7:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML
by lon01t / 05/07/2012 at 4:43pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Kids
by it'sabitwindy / 12/09/2011 at 1:05am / United States / Transportation
by ish0rty / 11/14/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Googleit / 06/29/2011 at 12:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by KittenTime / 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Animals
Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2011 at 6:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/05/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/08/2011 at 2:56am / United States (Texas) / Health
by iswearicandrive / 12/17/2010 at 12:14am / United States (South Carolina) / Work
- Today, I put a sock on my dorm room door to get everyone to think I was getting laid. In truth, I'm… Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the… Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses…