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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 October 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 966
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About blackninja747 : i am in the military and fire base Phenix, in Afghanistan. i am privileged to serve my country, and the people in my country. except illegals. i hate illegals. i am the recruit being yelled at in that pic. ask me questions about the military. i have been blown up 4 times, in 3 different tours, medically discharged, and i have been very lucky, not sustaining and long term injury. like i said, im currently in afganistan. my tour ends on the date of july 7th, 2011. i am serving a 15 month tour. i have a wife, 2 kids, 4 and 2, and a third on the way. i am an open book, willing to share my experience with anyone willing to know anything. thank you for reading this in your spare time. oh, and this may not always be one person. my other squad members frequently come on this website as well. people most commonly on my profile are
SGT.Morgan Curry(Me)
PVT. 1st class:George McMillan
Specialist:Rick Thomspon
Captain:Ryan Odell-Thrasher
Corporal 2nd class:Taylor Pierce

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Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML


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On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML


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On 09/14/2009 at 5:56am - misc - by alphabetman (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it for a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot out at full speed towards me. FML


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On 08/30/2009 at 11:23am - misc - by mel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

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