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Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." real FML

#20707362
101 comments

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On 06/05/2013 at 11:08am - misc - by Thanks Honey (woman) - United States

Today, mah brother lookd me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world . I'm scard . FML

#20703677
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55792) - you deserved it (5037)

On 06/03/2013 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Poland (Kujawsko-Pomorskie)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined , an I had to stand an watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was ( God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking. ) fat FML

#20698637
33 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, wile at te beac, my son needed to pee. I told im to pee in te ocean. He took off is pants an peed from te beac to te water. FML

#20691712
98 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, mah wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show mah dad a picture on mah phone, mah boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but u can expect a few inches tonight." FML

#20598564
102 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch penis. FML

#20596452
230 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Gurior - Canada

Yesterday, at work as a gynecologist, I calld in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticd that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

#20582197
149 comments

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On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered the "may have a laxative effect" warning on my sugar-free jelly beans should actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML

#20543064
85 comments

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On 03/14/2013 at 2:21am - health - by Kimberpoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I met a guy in a bar!! He was sweet and funny so I asked him out fir coffee later!! He quickly turned me down , saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement!! His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

#20534087
85 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 10:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... mah boyfriend startd coming onto me... despite me being on mah period. He said it was okay... an we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread mah legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy... I did. He then yelld... ( I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA! ) an broke down in laughter.

#20533607
190 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? ( She's my best friend we do this all the time. ) I have been dating him 4 over a year. FML

#20532334
163 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 3:17pm - love - by Alexandra - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking through my town when a man on a bicycle rolld up to me and said, ( I don't mean this offensively but your really well-built . ) I don't know whether he was commenting on my height or comparing me to a shd, but my mother won't stop laughing . FML

#20531997
76 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by apparently-a-shed (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today.. . I was being interviewed for an amazing jobhen I was askedhat animal I would describe myself as . Trying to be prompt.. . I picked the first thing that cummed to me . I responded with.. . "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML

#20531284
86 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in te local parken a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to soo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being te stupid animal it is, it decided to looool fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
230 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)



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