About blackhole421 : ||SHORT BIO||
Videomaker,facebooker,hacker,nerd, geek,shopper,candy lover,money lover,
I'm 15 my name is Natasja I love running and hiding in malls away from everybody, food is also a other way to describe me.. I weigh 110 pounds I came from USA but I'm in Canada.
My dad has LOTS of money therefore I like to spend it! :) my family is constantly moving.. So it's really hard for me to make friends... I'm quite the nerd.. I love math,science,history, and PE. My life pretty much is all around school... Also I love computers like programming and hacking..
Thanks for reading and yeah! :)
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by blackchin III / 06/20/2014 at 5:00pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Health
Today, I bought some crickets as a treat for my lizard. One escaped and somehow got into the heating system in my room. The chirping is amplified and comes from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Goodbye, restful sleep. FML
by Sleepdeprived / 06/10/2014 at 10:07pm / United States (Maine) / Animals
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML
by wish his dad had worn one / 06/07/2014 at 5:16pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/07/2014 at 1:15am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by playdated / 06/06/2014 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Kids
by ShadowReiku / 06/05/2014 at 11:38pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well: for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML
by Apcn / 06/05/2014 at 4:05pm / France (Bretagne) / Animals
Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML
by unashamed / 06/05/2014 at 4:11am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
Today, I told someone about my degree in technical theatre with a concentration in lighting design. They looked at me and said, "You're paid $52,000 a year to turn lights on and off?" And technically, that's correct. FML
by ugh / 06/01/2014 at 6:15pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
Today, I woke up to somebody shaking my shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house, so I assumed my friend was just fooling around. With my head under the pillow, I swung my hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out, my friend left for basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML
by NickJJ / 05/15/2014 at 10:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by salmone / 05/15/2014 at 9:03pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
by FLIPmcCOOL / 05/15/2014 at 6:57pm / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
by WTTFFFF / 05/09/2014 at 1:24pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use "stranger danger". Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
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