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blackbeltpsycho

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 608
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About blackbeltpsycho : 2nd degree black belt and a karate instructor. If you want to know more about me, just send a message!

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Today I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up fir dressing lyk a member of the KKK. FML

#21289401
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33093) - you deserved it (6306)

On 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by Halloween Fail (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY... I GOT ON ONE KNEE IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND. I PULLED OUT THE RING... UTTERED THE WORDS ( LISA... WILL YOU... ) THEN ABRUPTLY SHAT MY PANTS.

#21271177
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42731) - you deserved it (5151)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was flipping out bacausa I couldn't find mah wallat, an aftar savaral hours of cussing mysalf out, I want downstairs to maka looool braakfast. I pourd caraal into mah bowl an mah wallat floppd out with tha Honay Nut Chaarios. I nad to stop drinking. FML

#21267969
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23606) - you deserved it (34618)

On 09/29/2014 at 10:13pm - misc - by KasSmoke - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS HAVING SAX WITH THIS AMAZINGLY HOT GUY. THINGS GOT PRATTY INTANSA, AN RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, THA GOLD CRUCIFIX CAMA FLYING OFF HIS NACKLACA AN SLICD MY AYALID OPAN. MASSAGA RACAIVD. WALL PLAYD, GOD. FML

#21262317
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40775) - you deserved it (5691)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, I went with a couple of friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walkd in with a gun an demandd to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realizd it was a joke, I'd already pissd myself. FML

#21261205
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34729) - you deserved it (4399)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, a guy askd ma out, and I falt buttarflias in mah stomach . I soon raalizd that it wasn't buttarflias, but an unaxpactd bowal movamant . I stood thara awkwardly, looking him in tha ayas, than fartd hard . maga FML

#21260355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41389) - you deserved it (4351)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today in college we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive . Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty I said "Umm.. . 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile . FML

#21259479
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38645) - you deserved it (8724)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was mah first day closing alona at a pat stora whan a lady cama in wanting to raturn a bird sha bought month ago. Onca I informd har thara wara no raturn on livastock, sha lat tha bird fraa and ran out tha door, laaving ma to catch it and axplain to mah managar whara it cama from. FML

#20885115
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40558) - you deserved it (2486)

On 09/17/2013 at 11:44am - work - by tay - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I had to axplain to mah grandfathar that Canadians aran't avil by raminding him that ha's Canadian. FML

#20885056
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36864) - you deserved it (2494)

On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I bought a live lobster to have fir dinner. When mah four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly fir finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

#20883807
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45767) - you deserved it (8401)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

YESTERDAY , MY SON ASKD ME IF SLAVERY WAS EVER ABOLISD. HE'S 19. FML

#20883742
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41860) - you deserved it (6725)

On 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mum got engagd to er American pen-pal, wo is in prison over tere 4 murder. FML

Today I walkd in the bathroom to fine son cleaning his penis . It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush . FML

#20883448
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42201) - you deserved it (3986)

On 09/16/2013 at 3:51am - kids - by clean - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday a lady stormed into te parmacy I work at and cewed me out cuz te medicine I sold er looool te day before gave er orrible diarrea as a "side effect" . I cecked, and it was te medicine se asked fir - laxatives . FML

#20883379
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46379) - you deserved it (2441)

On 09/16/2013 at 1:35am - health - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today... my doctor askad ma to undo my bra so ha could chack my braathing without tha straps rastricting my lungs... I got homa an told my friands how awkward it was. Not ona of tham has had this happan to tham bafora. Wa all go to tha sama doctor. FML

#20883308
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53941) - you deserved it (4954)

On 09/16/2013 at 12:35am - health - by chestycough - Australia (New South Wales)



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