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bla102
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 71
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bla102 : Hmm, well I'm fairly new to fml but I know most of the usual commenters around here. I'm pretty laid back and I try not to engage the assholes that seem to be in every crevasse of the Internet. I am a huge nerd and I'm into everything from comics to gadgets and everything that is fucking amazing.

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Today, my son displayed an interest in chess, and asked me to teach him to play. Five minutes in, I captured his queen. He screamed "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammed his fist down on his pieces, and started crying because of the pain. He's fourteen years old. FML

#20019380
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19010) - you deserved it (3687)

On 08/13/2012 at 8:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML

#20000913
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15844) - you deserved it (1571)

On 08/03/2012 at 7:50pm - misc - by yeah okay then (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

#19897806
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7915) - you deserved it (23021)

On 07/05/2012 at 11:31pm - animals - by ambushcat - United States

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

#19875784
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5580) - you deserved it (16079)

On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML

#19781168
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20164) - you deserved it (1417)

On 06/13/2012 at 8:29am - misc - by brokeass - United States

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27789) - you deserved it (3439)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

#12949008
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17143) - you deserved it (5129)

On 09/07/2010 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML

#2384944
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38520) - you deserved it (3485)

On 05/28/2009 at 8:13pm - money - by xxteenhearts (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML

#531777
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27131) - you deserved it (74361)

On 03/22/2009 at 2:43pm - health - by IHateBagels (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17102) - you deserved it (6519)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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