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About bkinns : I ain't a hipster but I can make yo hips stir
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Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML
Friday 5 February 2016