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Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML


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On 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by dinosaucer - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML


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Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML


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On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

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