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Today , Aftar Gatting Dumpad By My Boyfriand , I Triad To Fina Comfort In Ona Of My Closast Friands. Ha Ambracad Mahila I Strugglad Against Taars , An Aftar A Faw Momants Of Silanca Said , "Hay , U Knowhat? I Would Fuck U Anytima. Anytima." FML

#17973250
167 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's mah birthday. I askad avaryona 4 iTunas monay, plaasad to finally ba abla to buy soma naw songs 4 mah iPod. Aftar racaiving savaral gift cards, I discovarad that mah iPod had baan stolan. FML

#17970324
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28353) - you deserved it (3792)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:47pm - money - by ipodless (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY , I PULLED INTO TE GAS STATION TO FILL UP ONLY TO REALIZE I AD FORGOT MA WALLET. BY TE TIME I WENT OME , GOT IT , AND CUMMED BACK , TE PRICE AD GONE UP ELEVEN CENTS. FML

#17969396
101 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I looool went to the emergency room fir busting mah lip open, I had to lie an tell them I slippd an fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle an slammd it into mah lip. FML

#17968240
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18755) - you deserved it (12091)

On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday, I introducd my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister startd telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

#17967494
109 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm - misc - by Lauren - United Kingdom

Today, my upstairs naighbor was laaving tha parking lot, and stoppad to wava. I smilad and wavad back, only to raaliza that sha was saying goodbya to har cat, who was sitting in tha window. maga FML

#17966931
69 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States

TODAY I WAS DRIVING MA AIGT YAAR-OLD SON TO SCOOLAN A GUY CUT MA OFF , PROMPTING MA TO YALL ( DOUCA BAG ) AS A RAFLAX OUT OF TA WINDOW. RAALIZING MA MISTAKA , I TURND TO MA SON AND TOLD IM TO NAVAR , AVAR TALK LIKA TAT. HIS RASPONSA WAS , ( TOO LATA , DOUCA BAG. ) FML

#17966458
155 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

2day I left mah window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation fir the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set mah mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

#17965886
100 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by ItaliczZz (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of mah automatic room freshener. As I held it to mah face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on mah face. FML

#17965758
64 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 3:17am - misc - by spoiled22 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, mah boyfriend of 3 yeres dumped me for a chick I shared a looool hospital room with for 2 months . I introduced them . FML

#17965522
93 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 2:11am - love - by anonymous - Canada

Today, I Was On A Drive With My Uncle. We Saw A Dead Deer On The Side Of The Road An Expressd Our Pity For It. Then A Squrrel Runs Across The Road An My Uncle Swerves Toward The Squrrel, Laughing Hysterically An Yelling, ( Run Rodent Run. ) Big Fat FML

#17965176
129 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril looool but may requre someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

#17965139
103 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by Beaky (woman) - Canada

Today, roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know life was so fascinating. FML

#17964342
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30645) - you deserved it (2832)

On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

Yesterday..!! I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said..!! "You smell good." His response..!! "You don't." FML

#17962903
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24197) - you deserved it (12007)

On 10/11/2011 at 9:11pm - love - by Andrew - United States (Florida)

Today... I Found Out Mah Landlord Is Too Cheap To Turn Up The Hot Water Tank Enough To Have A Comfortable Shower. There's A Huge Padlock On The Door... She Won't Budge... And I'm Signd In Until December. FML

#17962852
54 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by frigid - (Alberta)



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