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Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7989) - you deserved it (33353)

On 01/05/2010 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49040) - you deserved it (3526)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)



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