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Today , I climbed onto mah boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning mah shrt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him , and went to turn the cieling fan on. real FML
Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park an did wat she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg an peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML
Today , I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit , so I explained to him how to take care of it . When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do , he replied , "That's too complicated.. . Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015