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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 December 1997 (17 years)
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Today I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens . When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking one of them said "Take a step back" and winked at me . mega FML

#21282836
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32327) - you deserved it (3376)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today I Smashed A Spider With My Pencil Eraser. Later , I Absentmindedly Chewed On It While Doing My Homework. FML

#21282480
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21820) - you deserved it (28022)

On 10/21/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by GetMeTheDamnBleach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , I climbed onto mah boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning mah shrt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him , and went to turn the cieling fan on. real FML

#21279866
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39573) - you deserved it (5560)

On 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by gettinghotinhere - United States (California)

Today , on the bus , a little boy gave me the dirtiest look , pointd at my pregnant stomach , an menacingly said , ( I know wat you did. ) FML

#21205823
115 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park an did wat she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg an peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

#21188726
102 comments

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On 06/26/2014 at 12:57am - animals - by Pisser (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today,hile Waiting For The Start Of A Concert, The Man Behind Me Decided To Pee Into A Cup. Then The Cup Tipped Over And Drained All Down My Leg. FML

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fittd for mah wedding dress and left with a piercd nipple. FML

#21187386
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44868) - you deserved it (5578)

On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML

#21143801
100 comments

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On 05/18/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by lemongrab (woman) - Canada

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from mah English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all mah pictures and tagging himself as mah breasts. FML

#21142867
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47915) - you deserved it (9317)

On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MY MOM SHOWING HER FRIENDS THAT SHE CAN DEEPTHROAT A BANANA. THAT'S SOMETHING I COULD'VE LIVED A LONG AN HAPPY LIFE WITHOUT SEIENG. REAL FML

#21141912
94 comments

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On 05/16/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by fuck florida (man) - United States (California)

Today, a customar cummad into our stora and askad if wa sold "child sizad coffins"!! This isn't avan tha wardast quastion I'va baan askad!! FML

#21140459
99 comments

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On 05/15/2014 at 8:02am - work - by iworkatofficedepothomes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

#21139874
96 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 5:46pm - misc - by chellegbelle - United States (Washington)

TODAY... I FOUND OUT THAT MY THREE CLOSEST ONLINE FRIEND R THE SAME PERSON: MY OBSESSIVE EX. I MET ALL THREE BEFORE HE AND I EVEN STARTED DATING. FML

#21105963
90 comments

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On 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today While Reading The Paper I Saw A Picture Of A Guy I Really Like That I Met Online!! The Picture Is In The Obituaries!! No Wonder He Hasn't Called!! FML

#21103818
112 comments

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On 04/03/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by kubbyp (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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