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TODAY, I CUMMED HOME EARLY TO SURPRISE MAH WIFE. NO, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING: I DIDN'T FIND HER CHEATING ON ME. SHE WASN'T EVEN HOME, BUT MAH DAD WAS. HE'D USED HIS SPARE KEY AN WAS ON MAH SOFA, DRINKING MAH BEER AN WATCHING MAH TV. THE FIRST WORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH? ( YOUR BEER'S SHIT. ) FML

#21253167
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36815) - you deserved it (3567)

On 09/06/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today I Got A Call About A Job Interview Saying I Was Ird . I Was Ecstatic Until Tey Calld Me Back An Said Tey'd Calld Te Wrong Applicant . Tey Calld Again Later Saying Tere'd Been A Mistake An I Really Was Ird . Wen I Went In To Confirm It Tey Said Tey'd Never Eard Of Me . FML

#21252552
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46360) - you deserved it (2506)

On 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by almost governmental (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, my grlfriend yelled at me fir jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen . After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo . The song's frst words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument . FML

#21252547
46 comments

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On 09/05/2014 at 5:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I caught little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face!! She's 12!! FML

#21251377
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39986) - you deserved it (3883)

On 09/03/2014 at 7:35pm - kids - by MusicLover18 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I begged a coworker to let me borrow er ligter for smoke break, since I'd lost mine. Se was reluctant because of track record of losing te darn tings. After break I stopped to use te restroom really quick, and promptly dropped te ligter into te toilet. FML

#21251320
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16830) - you deserved it (31410)

On 09/03/2014 at 6:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Proposd To My Girlfriend Wit A Ring From Kay Jewelers. Se Saw Te Box, Startd Giggling, Wisperd, ( 'Kay ), An Ten Startd Lauging So Ard At Er Joke Se Ad To Excuse Erself. FML

#21250887
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45400) - you deserved it (5926)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's 4 a late night snack . Turns out she lid to me an just usd me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing . I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars an make out . I just want fries . FML

#21249351
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45207) - you deserved it (4746)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Won A Gruelling Fitness Competition, Only To Fine Out Te Mystery Prize Was A Voucer To Get 10 Free Spray Tans. I'm Black. FML

#21249089
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48314) - you deserved it (3995)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

today I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on mah bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that mah dad said he thought mah sister was being murdered in mah room. FML

#21248448
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32436) - you deserved it (5761)

On 08/30/2014 at 12:40pm - misc - by liilii (man) - India (Kerala)

TODAY... MY PARENTS SAT ME DOWN AN TOLD ME THAT I'M ADOPTED. I TOOK IT IN STRIDE... AN REASSURED THEM THAT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED... THERE MY TRUE PARENTS. THAT ANNOYED THEM. APPARENTLY THEHOLE THING WAS A PRANK FOR A YOUTUBE VIDEO...HICH I RUINED BY NOT CRYING OR FREAKING OUT.

#21247893
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45521) - you deserved it (2795)

On 08/29/2014 at 2:09pm - kids - by hannahka (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones!! They work well!! Too well!! My mom came home, unpackd her shopping, walkd upstairs, knockd on my door, opend my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing!! Fucking hell!! FML

#21246585
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38988) - you deserved it (37946)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some doucebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even ave tat going for me. FML

#21246563
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37591) - you deserved it (2866)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by leem (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

TODAY, A GUY IN MAH CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF. HE STARTED HIS STORY WITH, "WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS A GINGER." I REPLIED WITHOUT THINKING, "IS THAT WHY U GOT PUT UP 4 ADOPTION?" HIM BEING ADOPTED WAS THE ACTUAL STORY HE WANTED TO TELL. REAL FML

#21246134
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20160) - you deserved it (96)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

TODAY... I ASKD MY DAD TO GIVE ME A HAIRCUT. AFTER 20 MINUTE OF ( FUCK )S AND ( SHIT )S... HE GAVE UP AND JUST SHAVD MY HEAD BALD. I PULL OFF THE LOOK SO BADLY THAT TWO PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HAVE ALREADY TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE A PSYCHOPATH. REAL FML

#21245833
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35156) - you deserved it (5930)

On 08/26/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by alanh69 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52709) - you deserved it (10544)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)



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