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Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45080) - you deserved it (4694)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14799) - you deserved it (43380)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

#16104577
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6958) - you deserved it (71233)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

#16099079
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27412) - you deserved it (3304)

On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37351) - you deserved it (11938)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14278) - you deserved it (84411)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23637) - you deserved it (12226)

On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

#16074104
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18381) - you deserved it (41369)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8871) - you deserved it (55522)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

#15991792
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32830) - you deserved it (9785)

On 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45039) - you deserved it (4816)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35019) - you deserved it (3731)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28336) - you deserved it (3810)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39293) - you deserved it (12218)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)



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