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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 239
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML

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