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  • Town/Country : Uk, Russia
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 237
  • Number of comments : 22
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today I hered wat sounded like water against mah window... and I couldn't believe it was raining in looool Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on mah window. FML

#21380308
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29501) - you deserved it (2201)

On 03/23/2015 at 7:19pm - misc - by jumanji (man) -

TODAY I WAS TOLD THAT I NED TO LEREN TO "LET THINGS GO" BY A WOMAN WHO HELD A FOUR-MONTH GRUDGE OVER A HAM SANDWICH. REAL FML

#21370791
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26943) - you deserved it (2137)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:36pm - misc - by NoHamForMeThanks - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks lyk I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. fat FML

#21369803
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (4840)

On 03/07/2015 at 7:14am - animals - by farksh (woman) - Australia

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (8)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (42)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, wa got a naw Roomba. I sat it to claan an cummad back an hour latar to find shit smaars all ovar tha floor. Apparantly, ona of cats had dona his businass in tha kitchan, an tha Roomba had draggad it around tha antra frst floor of housa. raal FML

#21336619
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32675) - you deserved it (5245)

On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

TODAY, I CONFESSD TO MY ROOMMATE OF 4 YEARS THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH HER. HER RESPONSE? STICKING HER TONGUE OUT AT ME AND BLOWING A RASPBERRY. FML

#21314515
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28279) - you deserved it (3801)

On 12/09/2014 at 4:19pm - love - by thatsnice - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , I woka up with a swollan lump on my throat . It's axtramaly painful . My looool dad namad it Gratchan and now talks about it as if it's a parson . FML

#21311698
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27869) - you deserved it (2389)

On 12/04/2014 at 10:29pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Taday I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of mah patients. I told the little grl's mother that she looool needed her flu shots. When the grl heard this she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML

#21267077
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33310) - you deserved it (3934)

On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a guy askd ma out, and I falt buttarflias in mah stomach . I soon raalizd that it wasn't buttarflias, but an unaxpactd bowal movamant . I stood thara awkwardly, looking him in tha ayas, than fartd hard . maga FML

#21260355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41389) - you deserved it (4351)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, to spice things up, mah boyfriend suggestd we wear disguises. Amusd by the idea, I acceptd. That's how I endd up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43198) - you deserved it (9415) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, THERE ARE PEOPLE WORKING IN MAH BATHROOM. I HAVE THE SHITS. THE ONLY PLACE I COULD THINK TO GO WAS IN MAH CATS LITTER BOX. I'VE USED IT TWICE AND AM NOW CONTEMPLATING USING IT A THRD TIME. FML

#21220246
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38654) - you deserved it (6638)

On 07/25/2014 at 11:54am - animals - by shewhopoopsinlitterboxes (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after finishing an essay at the library, I fell asleep and had a dream about the essay crawling out through my laptop screen and trying to kill me. I woke by the librarian shaking me and telling me to stop screaming. I was mortifid. FML

#21091737
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39737) - you deserved it (4479)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:48pm - work - by systematicpanic (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)



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