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About binbin05 : hi to you visitor, I'm born a 1st april and no I'm not an april fool ^^

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Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34848) - you deserved it (1909)

On 06/13/2015 at 8:42am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, 30 minutes after finishing a great date with a great girl, she texted me and said, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML


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On 04/13/2014 at 4:33pm - love - by lax22 - United States (California)

Today, while at a funeral for a distant family member, I was giving my condolences to the family. When one of them asked how I was doing, I replied with, "I'm still alive!", which is one of my standard responses due to being a cashier and being asked that question a hundred times a day. FML

Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59517) - you deserved it (6583) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by prochainefois (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML


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On 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm - love - by riiiight (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML


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On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML


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On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML


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On 01/09/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by ReallyMom - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML


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On 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm - love - by Jae_Hellyun (man) - United States

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML


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On 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found a great recipe for dinner, and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later, I'd forgotten all about it, opened my emails, saw the subject line, and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML


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On 01/06/2014 at 3:57pm - misc - by Mels (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 2:11am - love - by Fiancé problemsss - United States (Montana)

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML


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On 01/03/2014 at 6:03am - kids - by noway (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)

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