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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
biloxi_girl's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML
by sayhey22 / 01/09/2015 at 10:33am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML
by marcranger / 08/11/2014 at 7:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/27/2013 at 2:32pm / Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis) / Love
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