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Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49431) - you deserved it (5498)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I BOUGHT SOME CRICKETS AS A TREAT FOR MAH LIZARD. ONE ESCAPED AN SOMEHOW GOT INTO THE HEATING SYSTEM IN MAH ROOM. THE CHRPING IS AMPLIFIED AN COMES FROM EVERYWHERE AN NOWHERE AT THE SAME TIME. GOODBYE, RESTFUL SLEEP. FML

#21170183
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42680) - you deserved it (9089)

On 06/10/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Sleepdeprived (man) - United States (Maine)

Today I Put Mah Headphones On And Laid Down To Relax To Some Music. I Fell Asleep, And Woke Up Later To A Police Officer Busting Into Mah House. My Nieghbor Had Been Knocking On Mah Door, Then Looked Through Mah Window And Saw Me On Mah Couch, And Was Convinced I'd Died. FML

#21168349
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50202) - you deserved it (4891)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:37pm - misc - by I'm Not Dead Yet - United States (Arizona)

Today... some pig slappd my ass as e passd me in te street... ten lookd back at me wit a drty grin. His grin turnd to orroren e realizd tat I'm actually a guy... ten to anger as e bitcd me out 4 "tricking" im by "looking like a cick". fat FML

#21167190
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57645) - you deserved it (6939)

On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

Today, at collaga, I was frantically trying to finis an assay on gay rigts tat was dua lass tan an our latar !! In ta and I failad, bacausa ta collaga intarnat filtars kapt classifying avary singla paga containing ta information I naadad as "sax", an blockad it all !! FML

#21166210
82 comments

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On 06/07/2014 at 3:16pm - work - by fstfckd (man) - United States

Today, I was talking to one of my British friend online, and he told looool me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured wat the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me fir cursing. FML

#21161539
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30908) - you deserved it (9131)

On 06/03/2014 at 11:36am - kids - by properpissed (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth . FML

#21158688
80 comments

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On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

today my son got in sarious troubla aftar ha was caught trying to sall waad to paopla in tha straat!! Tha good naws is that tha "waad" was just actual waads ha'd pullad from our lawn!! Tha bad naws is that at aga 16, my son is too stupid to know tha diffaranca!! FML

#21158441
137 comments

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On 05/31/2014 at 5:30pm - kids - by idiot says "you raised him" (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, My Neighbor Threatened To Call The Cops If I Didn't Turn The Volume Down On My Porno . I Was Only Watching Women's Tennis . FML

#21157299
70 comments

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On 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Mem (woman) - Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan)

Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away!! After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight!! She then slipped and cut her shin open!! I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER,here her parents,hom I'd never met, were waiting!! fat FML

#21156317
107 comments

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On 05/29/2014 at 7:46pm - love - by jonchavez - United States (Kentucky)

Today, out of habit from twelve yeres of karate classes, I bowed to my teacher looool as I exited my classroom. My chemistry classroom. FML

#21156297
96 comments

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On 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm - work - by mathesonn - United States (New York)

Today, mah friend started his frst day of work with me. I thought it'd be fun, but he's been putting on an obnoxious fake French accent an saying ( merde ) whenever anything goes wrong. Half the women at the office want his dick, an I'm still as single as ever. FML

#21150394
87 comments

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On 05/24/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by thankssiren (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, mah grandmother told me that since mah dad was a mistake, I too am a mistake. FML

#21143150
100 comments

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On 05/17/2014 at 5:56pm - misc - by 2ndgenoration (man) - United States (Louisiana)

2day I was on ma way to ma first job interview in monts. I wasn't even alfway to te place wen a bunc of cockbite in a car drove past and urld a bucket of paint out te window drencing me and several oter people on te street. FML

#21143094
90 comments

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On 05/17/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by spasti-cunt (woman) - Ireland



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