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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 October 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4860
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I went to spend my last $50 on gas, since I get paid in 5 days. I paid for the gas and stepped into the restroom briefly. I came out, only to discover that the attendant had put the gas on the wrong pump, and someone had used it for themselves. My tank is empty. FML

Today, a customer cussed me out for hiding behind the counter a jacket she's been "eyeing since it came out". She loudly exclaimed that she was going to report me to my manager and get me "fired." It was my personal jacket that we don't even sell. FML

Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML


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On 04/17/2014 at 10:31pm - kids - by mommy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML


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On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML


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On 02/03/2014 at 5:47pm - love - by well i'm fucked (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML


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On 12/31/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML


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On 12/30/2013 at 3:28pm - health - by bad luck skier - United States (New York)

Today, I found out I was passed over for the promotion I've wanted for 9 months at the fast food restaurant I work in. Who got the job? The 16 year old girl I trained 2 weeks ago. Their excuse was, "She has ambition." I'm going to college for food service management. She failed her drug test. FML


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On 12/22/2013 at 7:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, while on my way to work, an elderly woman complimented me on my breast cancer scarf. I explained that my grandmother made one for all her female grandchildren before passing away two years ago. The woman then went psycho and almost strangled me in an attempt to steal it. FML

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56731) - you deserved it (3640)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML


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On 12/09/2013 at 10:10am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML


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On 12/04/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé left me waiting at the train station for two and a half hours because he offered his ex-girlfriend a lift to her friends wedding that was a few cities away. I normally wouldn't have minded, but I'm 6 months pregnant and it was pouring with rain. FML

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML


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On 11/21/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my parents told me that I had been accepted into my top two colleges, but they didn't show me the letters because they were worried that if they spent money on tuition, they wouldn't be able to keep BOTH of their brand new Mercedes. FML

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