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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 238
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About billie_joann : I'm a single mother in college; I look on FML to feel better after a bad day knowing that it can always be worse. Message me if you want but it'll be a few days before I reply as I'm not on FML everyday. Anyways, Have a good day!!

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Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML


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Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML


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