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About bilbo211 : I love movies, music and having fun. Some of my fav bands are: Depeche Mode, Justin Timberlake, The Bangles, Pet Shop Boys, Usher the list goes on and on. I love hiking, I have 2 wonderful dogs and an amazing fiancée.
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Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML


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On 05/30/2013 at 6:32pm - work - by Lizzie - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML


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On 05/30/2013 at 4:25pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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