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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 241
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About bigtacoz : My dream is to be confirmed!!!!

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Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML


I agree, your life sucks (66855) - you deserved it (9702)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63806) - you deserved it (4929)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother told me that I was "made" in the bathroom of the store I work at now. She even pointed out which stall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59065) - you deserved it (5296)

On 05/28/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by wow - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46435) - you deserved it (17416)

On 05/28/2014 at 5:12pm - misc - by chevygirl51 - United States

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65971) - you deserved it (5795)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

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