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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 April 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2568
  • Number of comments : 446
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About biggestfan23 : Hello everybody. I'm currently in college and loving it. I'm majoring in computer science which I'm starting to find very interesting but extremely difficult. I love basketball and partying but most importantly I love being with family. I like this site because most people tend not to take themselves too seriously and it's a good way to waste time at work



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Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML

#20816798
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51719) - you deserved it (11060)

On 08/02/2013 at 9:58am - misc - by YouSoSmelly (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

#20624343
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63477) - you deserved it (14268)

On 04/27/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

#20526564
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35538) - you deserved it (6792)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was riding my bike, when I saw a large dog sitting in front of a house. I started to really crank the pedals, figuring that by the time it saw me, I'd be long gone. My chain popped off, I lost control and crashed onto the side of the road. The dog hadn't moved. It was a statue. FML

#20510258
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22150) - you deserved it (18700)

On 02/17/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

#19996782
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28796) - you deserved it (32421)

On 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

#1012847
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13096) - you deserved it (74543)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by filipinoclari808 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

#814298
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73036) - you deserved it (4843)

On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48826) - you deserved it (9075)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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