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Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27797) - you deserved it (2692)

On 03/18/2010 at 9:49am - love - by anon17 - United States

Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15426) - you deserved it (3404)

On 02/25/2010 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by Katrina641 - Sent from mobile version



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