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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, as I got off the bus, I saw a girl counting her change making sure she had enough for the ride. Since it was my last stop for the day, I offered my day pass to her. She replied, "Get away, freak." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31700) - you deserved it (2566)

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