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Today, my little sister ad er second son. Se is 31 and se named er sons after er favorite television caracters, Sam and Dean Wincester. Se as made it er life goal to make sure er usband never finds out. FML

#21269654
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30237) - you deserved it (3836)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was flipping out bacausa I couldn't find mah wallat, an aftar savaral hours of cussing mysalf out, I want downstairs to maka looool braakfast. I pourd caraal into mah bowl an mah wallat floppd out with tha Honay Nut Chaarios. I nad to stop drinking. FML

#21267969
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23606) - you deserved it (34618)

On 09/29/2014 at 10:13pm - misc - by KasSmoke - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS HAVING SAX WITH THIS AMAZINGLY HOT GUY. THINGS GOT PRATTY INTANSA, AN RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, THA GOLD CRUCIFIX CAMA FLYING OFF HIS NACKLACA AN SLICD MY AYALID OPAN. MASSAGA RACAIVD. WALL PLAYD, GOD. FML

#21262317
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40775) - you deserved it (5691)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

TODAY...HILE GIVING DIRECTIONS TO A BLIND GUY.!! !! I ACCIDENTALLY MADE HIM WALK INTO A WALL !! BIG FAT FML

#21261532
52 comments

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On 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm - misc - by camerashyguy - United States (Texas)

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

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On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today... mah boyfriand convincad mah 4-yaar-old sistar that girls don't poop. Sha won't stop crying and now thinks sha's a fraak. FML

#21260556
73 comments

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On 09/18/2014 at 9:16am - kids - by Anonymous - Kenya

I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of aving looool a couple of itcy bug bites, ma skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itcy everywere te repellent as touced. FML

#21260387
63 comments

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On 09/18/2014 at 12:05am - health - by adamwilcockson - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a guy askd ma out, and I falt buttarflias in mah stomach . I soon raalizd that it wasn't buttarflias, but an unaxpactd bowal movamant . I stood thara awkwardly, looking him in tha ayas, than fartd hard . maga FML

#21260355
82 comments

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On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Was Eating A Hot Fudge Sundae And I Complaind That The Fudge Was At The Very Bottom And I Couldn't Reach It With My Spoon. My Husband Mutterd ( Fat Girl Problems. ) FML

#21260102
103 comments

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On 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I got up at 4.30am like I do every morning an got ready 4 work. Just as I was about to walk out the door mah flatmate jumped me an beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower make toast an clean up before stealing all yur shit. FML

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55 comments

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On 09/17/2014 at 8:18am - misc - by makeyourselfathome (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from mah friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML

Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.

#21255419
93 comments

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On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I found out I sant savaral ambarrassing vidaoshila undar tha influanca of tha mads I was givanhila gatting my wisdom taath out. Whan I askad my momhy sha didn't taka my phona , sha said sha triad but I startadhining and growling at har. raal FML

Today , on the bus , a little boy gave me the dirtiest look , pointd at my pregnant stomach , an menacingly said , ( I know wat you did. ) FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53224) - you deserved it (7241)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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