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bgdkmcgee
  • Town/Country : Portland, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25542) - you deserved it (3458)

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