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bfsd42
  • Town/Country : San Diego, born in Dublin, Ireland. , usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 August 1980 (33 years)
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  • Number of comments : 402
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7272) - you deserved it (48960)

On 08/13/2011 at 11:56pm - health - by j - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54751) - you deserved it (5496)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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On 08/08/2011 at 3:10am - misc - by noooo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)



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