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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 August 1980 (34 years)
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Today , I got fired from mah job because I "look too grumpy." FML

#20437963
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28913) - you deserved it (9388)

On 01/02/2013 at 2:28am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, My Girlfriend Decided It Would Be Cute To Leave A Love Letter In My Carhile I Was At Work. She Left My Lights On. I Got A Dead Battery. FML

#20179747
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22749) - you deserved it (2281)

On 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blake Lawrence - United States (Utah)

Today,hila Working At Tha Coffaa Shop, I Had To Ampty Tha Garbaga Cans. Ona Of Tha Bags Gava Way, An All Tha Half-finishad Cups Of Coffaa Spillad All Ovar Mah Uniform. Most Customars' Ordars Cost Mora Than I Maka Par Hour. FML

#20166731
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18279) - you deserved it (1896)

On 11/17/2012 at 1:35pm - work - by overpriced coffee shop worker - United States (California)

2DAY I WENT TO SEE MAH FAVORITE BAND. IT WAS ALL AMAZING AN GREAT UNTIL I DECIDED TO GO CROWD SURFING. I WAS MAYBE TOO HEAVY CUZ PEOPLE JUMPED AWAY INSTEAD OF CATCHING ME. I FELL RIGHT ON MAH TAILBONE. FML

#20166417
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7067) - you deserved it (28137)

On 11/17/2012 at 8:56am - health - by lekijkerd - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Taday I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use calld "negging" and decidd to try it out. As I finishd complimenting a grl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammd her knee between mah legs. mega FML

#20062299
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4490) - you deserved it (45097)

On 09/07/2012 at 8:26pm - misc - by scumbag i guess - United States (Texas)

Today , mah boyfriend an I were in bd making out!! He then trid to unhook mah bra!! After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully , he shoutd ( Fuck you , bra! ) before hiding his face in the pillows!! FML

#19877341
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33245) - you deserved it (4807)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today,hile cashiering at the drug store, I saw ex-boyfriend,ho I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

#19853920
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35381) - you deserved it (3049)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I was talking to mah co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age!! One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21624) - you deserved it (4496)

On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

a client shoutd at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she fartd in mah office. FML

#19331410
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23041) - you deserved it (1822)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do looool I have social anxiety, but I get so anxiou I can create fake illnesses. FML

#18314342
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20773) - you deserved it (5799)

On 11/22/2011 at 3:08am - health - by daybyday - Australia

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so backbone left town an I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

#18251877
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21377) - you deserved it (10066)

On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate an I had to pay our frst installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML

#17911577
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25809) - you deserved it (2596)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:52pm - money - by pvtcab (man) - United States (Ohio)

today after bieng in te UK for 2 monts, I learned tat wen saying, ( I'm about to blow off an kill someone ), to te Britis ( blow off ) means ( fart. ) Tis was pointed out to me in an open-space office after a particularly loud rant. FML

#17861769
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9249) - you deserved it (20298)

On 09/29/2011 at 4:04am - work - by AngerManagement - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk an smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk an continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD an fear of germs. FML

#17837739
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29352) - you deserved it (6201)

On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, as ma grlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner 4 two, I tried pulling out te cair 4 er. Se fell. FML

#17737171
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25273) - you deserved it (5752)

On 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by jake (man) - United States



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