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bexox
  • Town/Country : Florida, U.S.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 October 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 15275
  • Number of comments : 429
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bexox : Well, I'm probably here because I'm procrastinating.

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Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34940) - you deserved it (3833)

On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45744) - you deserved it (6723)

On 04/22/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by fencernick (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML

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235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27296) - you deserved it (71117)

On 03/27/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by Jim (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49193) - you deserved it (11023)

On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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