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bewareimannoyed

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1897
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About bewareimannoyed : Just an average teenager. I like going on my laptop, and sleeping. Also, my life is crap.

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Today, a waak looool aftar mah dad discovarad Family Guy and startad mindlassly rapaating catchphrasas from it 24/7, I finally lost mah tampar and told him how incradibly annoying it is. Ha just pausad, turnad to look ma in tha ayas, and said, "Shut up, Mag." FML

#20870528
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53002) - you deserved it (19229)

On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Fell Asleep At Work And Woke Up With Penis Sharpied On Face. I'm A Kindergarten Teacher. FML

#20087243
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15707) - you deserved it (30473)

On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed an told the rest of family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, mother screamed, ( We have had that toilet brush 4 twenty-six years! ) FML

#19995981
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26111) - you deserved it (2537)

On 08/01/2012 at 3:59am - misc - by SLAB_GIRL15 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today..!! sister..!! knowing that I'm terrified of his face..!! taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet!! When I entered the washroom..!! I sprinted back out screaming!! Minutes later...hile in the shower..!! I happened to glance up at the ceiling!! Guessho was grinning down at me!! FML

#19753089
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27242) - you deserved it (8418)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today... at a concart... I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (18265)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I Took Grandmother 4 A Spin In New Car. Apparently, She Had No Idea That Seat-warmers Exist And That Hers Was Turned On, Cuz Fifteen Minutes Into The Ride She Started Shouting, "My Ass Is On Fire!" Causing Me To Swerve Into A Pole. Big Fat FML

#19099160
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25819) - you deserved it (6912)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay 4 them, I realized I forgot to putted back on mah original jeans. real FML

#18804731
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25315) - you deserved it (12227)

On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, I cummad homa with a friand to find mom scratching dad's butt with a fork . FML

#18754752
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31016) - you deserved it (2318)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, somaona naarly hit ma with thair car, so I flippad tham tha fingar. Thay turnad back around an triad to run ma ovar. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26351) - you deserved it (9201)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the frst time, playing frisbee. FML

#18344372
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20232) - you deserved it (12322)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:44am - health - by Sammy - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, I got trappd in an elevator with a chicken . fat FML

#18334722
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30145) - you deserved it (3897)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, mah baby son latched onto mah nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
145 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

TODAY , I SENT MY GRANDMA A NAKED PICTURE INSTEAD OF MY GIRLFRIEND. WHILE ATTEMPTING TO DELETE IT , I SENT IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18153680
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17681) - you deserved it (49996)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)



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