About bettyboop428 : Newly divorced. Have a beautiful daughter who is my life. Love to work, drink, read a book, watch some tv, and swim.
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bettyboop428's favorite FMLs
Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent out the invitations she made for my wedding. On them, it says "You are invited to this 'special' event". In the same way, I'm referred to as "special", and my name is misspelled. Hint taken, you bitch. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2014 at 4:40pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
by lovegame / 06/28/2014 at 11:48am / Singapore / Love
Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm / Spain (Comunidad Valenciana) / Animals
by DF / 06/26/2014 at 10:58am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 06/26/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by fredfredburger / 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by failed dad / 06/25/2014 at 8:30am / Greece (Attiki) / Kids
by Anon / 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by possibly fucked / 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy
Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2014 at 12:34pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia / Health
by forever alone / 06/19/2014 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
by Anonymous / 06/19/2014 at 4:24am / United States (California) / Work
by guest / 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous