About bettyboop428 : Newly divorced. Have a beautiful daughter who is my life. Love to work, drink, read a book, watch some tv, and swim.
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by kids say the darnedest things / 07/18/2014 at 10:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, I went into my former workplace. While there, an ex-coworker told me that after I quit, they split my position into two separate jobs. When I worked there, my boss had told me to suck it up whenever I said there was too much work for just one person. FML
by Anonymous / 07/14/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by guriak / 07/13/2014 at 9:16pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by morgan_rumm / 07/11/2014 at 4:02pm / Miscellaneous
by anona / 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
by iphonerevolution / 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm / South Africa / Kids
by zl5 / 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Work
Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML
by Anonymous / 07/04/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Kids
Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of my coworkers has been signing off on paperwork, claiming he's been walking one of the residents daily. Aside from being a double leg amputee, the patient died two weeks ago. The state review board comes this week. FML
by cakefete2 / 07/04/2014 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
by AJL / 07/03/2014 at 9:30pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/03/2014 at 12:42pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Holidays
by devdevdev / 07/01/2014 at 9:20pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Love
by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
by BaWanda / 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm / United States (California) / Kids
by outoflove / 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…