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  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 November 1987 (28 years)
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house.I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73101) - you deserved it (9628)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by ohmyx3 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was closing the deal on this beautiful $200k ranch in the country. The buyer soon pulls up and we get to discussing the contract terms, soon the buyer asks the seller," Wow why is this house going so cheap?" The seller replies, "Do you believe in ghosts?" There goes my $8,000 commission. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50291) - you deserved it (5407)

On 04/24/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by dontaskdonttell (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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