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bethyc4
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8142
  • Number of comments : 320
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver taking care of disabled children.

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Visits<b>Dexter83</b> - 4 hours ago<b>brieee</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:21pm<b>Hildy93</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:10am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:04pm<b>dylerbiller</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:37am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:42pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 2:20pm<b>realmz123</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 10:50am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 12:57am<b>mhb210</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:48pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:31pm<b>Bishop423</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:07pm<b>savagetitan</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:43am<b>aleyp63</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 10:23pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:45pm<b>Loyalteez</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:28pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:49am<b>QBChris43</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 10:34am

Fucked!<b>Hildy93</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 8:40am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 6:57am<b>savagetitan</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:43pm<b>QBChris43</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:33pm<b>slender_gab</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 6:39pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 11:22pm<b>kobra33</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 10:04pm<b>tanishpradhan</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 3:38pm<b>chandler1127</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:14pm<b>duffmani</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:27am<b>supreme_umbra</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:15am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:28pm<b>Maloonatic</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:19pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:01pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:57pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:07am<b>chode124</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 12:09am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:13am

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bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

#21446986
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26093) - you deserved it (1704)

On 07/25/2015 at 11:51am - love - by WhoLikesPie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

#21446581
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25781) - you deserved it (2701)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, I was telling 3 classmates on Whatsapp about my depression. One of them told me to "nut up n grow a pear." 2 hours after we mocked him for being an illiterate jackass, one of us has had our car tires knifed and another's house has been egged. I'm terrified of what will happen to me. FML

#21446551
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20992) - you deserved it (4541)

On 07/24/2015 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Northern Mariana Islands

Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years. My mom wasted no time arriving at the conclusion that I must be hormonal and pregnant with his child. Apparently it's not normal for a woman to cry so much over a man, unless they've been fucking. FML

#21446500
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28422) - you deserved it (1639)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

#21443815
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29000) - you deserved it (3796)

On 07/19/2015 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

#21442865
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25139) - you deserved it (3209)

On 07/17/2015 at 3:04am - love - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML

#21442690
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31612) - you deserved it (4195)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, after having to spend over an hour yesterday giving the man I'm in love with advice on how to impress his date yesterday evening, I got to spend another hour listening to how great their sex was last night. FML

#21442664
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23809) - you deserved it (6149)

On 07/16/2015 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by jealousgirl - United Kingdom

Today, my musically-molested brother gave me a One Direction album for my birthday. FML

#21442047
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22630) - you deserved it (4657)

On 07/15/2015 at 1:14pm - misc - by thanks diptard (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

#21442030
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33015) - you deserved it (2320)

On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

#21442016
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37881) - you deserved it (1790)

On 07/15/2015 at 11:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

#21438976
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39120) - you deserved it (2163)

On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my boyfriend's brother and fiancé decided to preach to me about how I need to read the Bible because I'm agnostic. I'd be fine if it wasn't coming from two 19-year-olds who dated for 5 months, got pregnant, got engaged, lost the baby, and still wanna get married, "so they don't look bad." FML

#21438785
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (1994)

On 07/08/2015 at 11:24pm - misc - by ZiggyTink - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML

#21438456
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32751) - you deserved it (2682)

On 07/08/2015 at 10:44am - love - by freshly single (woman) - Aruba

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML

#21437372
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25839) - you deserved it (6617)

On 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by notacreep - United States (California)



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