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bethanyhopkins

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bethanyhopkins

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 August 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1586
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About bethanyhopkins : I'm a (sort of) ordinary seventeen-year-old girl. I'm pansexual.
I love reading, drawing, playing the piano, anime and manga, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Orange Is The New Black, Supernatural, Sherlock and Doctor Who. I have a varied music taste that includes Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, and bands like Bring Me The Horizon, Of Mice & Men and Escape The Fate.
Ich kann auch ein bißchen Deutsch sprechen, weil ich natürlich sehr cool bin. :P

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bethanyhopkins's favorite FMLs

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

#21452187
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22146) - you deserved it (4087)

On 08/05/2015 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33017) - you deserved it (4879)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I had lunch with my parents. I'm an Asian guy who married a Puerto Rican woman and we just had a boy. My dad looks at my son, then looks at me and says, "You ruined the bloodline." FML

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

#21297687
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46928) - you deserved it (5247)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by honey, no boo-boo (woman) - United States

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

#21249089
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48455) - you deserved it (4007)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

#21229760
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42376) - you deserved it (3481)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:52am - misc - by ms98 - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

#21023495
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50308) - you deserved it (4749)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:47am - misc - by wtf - United States (New York)

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML

#20928702
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42579) - you deserved it (2964)

On 10/21/2013 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes, her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians, atheists and homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML

#20804013
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46106) - you deserved it (15089)

On 07/26/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by WhyThankYou (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

#20794141
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48577) - you deserved it (3298)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:47pm - work - by YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

#20418295
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50900) - you deserved it (10639)

On 12/24/2012 at 8:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML

#18963404
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35080) - you deserved it (2857)

On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33517) - you deserved it (6150)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)



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