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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1204
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About bethanyhopkins : I'm an ordinary (sort of) sixteen-year-old girl. I'm bisexual.
I love reading, drawing, playing the piano, The Walking Dead, Orange Is The New Black, Supernatural, Sherlock and Doctor Who (superwholock forever). I have a varied music taste that includes Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, Arctic Monkeys, Tim Minchin and bands like Bring Me The Horizon, Of Mice & Men, Hollywood Undead and Amaranthe.
I'm currently an A Level student studying Music, Human Biology and Psychology. Ich kann auch ein bißchen Deutsch sprechen.

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Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I had lunch with my parents. I'm an Asian guy who married a Puerto Rican woman and we just had a boy. My dad looks at my son, then looks at me and says, "You ruined the bloodline." FML

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML


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On 10/21/2013 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML


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On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML


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On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML


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On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

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