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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 August 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1869
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About bethanyhopkins : I'm a (sort of) ordinary seventeen-year-old girl. I'm bisexual.
I love books and TV shows like American Horror Story. I also have a varied music taste ranging from drum & bass to heavy metal.
Ich kann auch ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen, weil ich natürlich sehr cool bin. :P

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You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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bethanyhopkins's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML

#21478113
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20319) - you deserved it (14320)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:25am - love - by biggs sprhro - United States (Ohio)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

#21452187
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24861) - you deserved it (4691)

On 08/05/2015 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

#21389569
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34356) - you deserved it (5290)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33715) - you deserved it (4962)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I had lunch with my parents. I'm an Asian guy who married a Puerto Rican woman and we just had a boy. My dad looks at my son, then looks at me and says, "You ruined the bloodline." FML

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

#21297687
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47939) - you deserved it (5341)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by honey, no boo-boo (woman) - United States

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

#21249089
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50773) - you deserved it (4198)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

#21229760
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43055) - you deserved it (3539)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:52am - misc - by ms98 - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

#21023495
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51211) - you deserved it (4821)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:47am - misc - by wtf - United States (New York)

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML

#20928702
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43328) - you deserved it (3017)

On 10/21/2013 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mum dismissed my diagnosed schizophrenia as "too much time with those earphones in". FML

#20897726
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42000) - you deserved it (3315)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:56am - health - by awkwardology - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes, her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians, atheists and homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML

#20804013
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48405) - you deserved it (15700)

On 07/26/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by WhyThankYou (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

#20794141
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49452) - you deserved it (3356)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:47pm - work - by YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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