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Yesterday, mah dad made me stick mah gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an ( expectant mothers ) parking spot. looool mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (39200) - you deserved it (4409)

On 04/20/2014 at 1:21pm - misc - by Not-pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, mah new neighbors movd in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to mah other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML

Today... whila shopping for clothas... I askad tha assistant to racommand somathing for looool ma. Sha took ma to tha matarnity saction. Thanks... but I'm not pragnant. raal FML


I agree, your life sucks (37787) - you deserved it (7008)

On 11/13/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by fml - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, mah psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threat against mah life, informd me that she now has a conceald carry permit. FML


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On 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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