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  • Town/Country : Canada Alberta, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 239
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About berryblizzard : - My names Mikila
- I'm sixteen
- Probably one of the most mature teenagers ever
- I'm Canadian
- I have a high class igloo, come check it out sometime will you?
- Toast with hazelnut spread is amazing.
- I'm vegetarian
- I'm a grammar nazi ---> meaning I murder grammar.
- Anyways I'm tired and really have to pee... So chow :)
- Oh also if you would like to chat kik me :) @berryblizzard (only a friendly conversation as I'm not into the whole nude thing)

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Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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