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Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

#21391724
167 comments

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On 04/11/2015 at 8:34am - health - by jamisbetter - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

#21389410
90 comments

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On 04/07/2015 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

#21388350
136 comments

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On 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

#21388202
80 comments

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On 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm - animals - by :O - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I had a date over for the first time since I moved out. I made a beautiful dinner… for one of us. I'm so used to cooking for just myself that I only made one serving. FML

#21387713
49 comments

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On 04/04/2015 at 8:44pm - love - by :/ - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

#21386410
35 comments

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On 04/02/2015 at 8:51am - health - by RomanceFail - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

#21386342
142 comments

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On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was reprimanded at work for having a low friendliness rating as a cashier. For two months, out of 1500 transactions, only 3 people filled out the survey. I almost got fired because 1 out of 3 people was mad about a coupon. FML

Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

#21385728
35 comments

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On 04/01/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by megan - United States (Florida)

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

#21384902
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On 03/31/2015 at 7:32pm - work - by DrunkParents - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

#21384648
182 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML

#21383678
74 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML

#21379420
90 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at my Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea and had to go to the toilet. My mum texted me while I was still in the toilet saying, "We all heard you". FML

#21378919
63 comments

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On 03/21/2015 at 12:47pm - misc - by poop - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

#21378889
44 comments

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On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)



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